The brain is the largest sex organ, and so that last line was like a pair of nylon stockings being dragged across my nose.
While I have never had phone sex, I can also imagine how that works. Some voices have this confidence that sets the horses loose and are like lines themselves of a lithe and sexy body.
There are so many ways a woman sets a man off, especially when you consider that love is a projection, and a lot of men get about as much attention as a narcissist at a feminist convention.
When you shut off one sense, others overcompensate.
Even Sartre spent an entire chapter in Being and Nothingness talking about men wanting to fill holes.
The only time I can remember not wanting sex was when I had been in the hospital for four days. I hadn’t eaten. I hadn’t showered, and the doctors told me they had to wait until I reached a chemical plateau before they could go back and finish the angioplasty that had caused my heart attack in the first place. But, of course I was crying to the nurse, who had children, a boyfriend, and who I would later write a confession of love. She was the one who figured out how I could express my pain level by drawing a series of facial expressions: “Pick what face represents how much pain you are having.”
Any excuse will do and not even death, perhaps, will abate the mind of man. And didn’t a woman once say, “All men have dicks for brains?”
I tell you, no man is in control of his body. We are all parasites of our penises. And the brain is like a hot babe reading a bedtime story.
I am sure I have said it before “Elle,” but your very name is a turn on. It means “her.” I know most men are turned on by pictures, but your words and clinical talk are like the smacking of a latex glove. Everything is about sex when you haven’t had any.
It’s not fair that you’ve just reminded me.
I wish women had pent up desires. Apparently, they don’t want sex. They are always complaining about it. We get it. Now, stop spending so much time beating a dead horse. I would rather read a piece about Benjamin Moore’s color of the year.
