Silly, you never once mentioned in your alterations the word “lube,” except as an afterthought or the word “relaxation.” You simply must introduce Mrs. Lubner. She’s an expert. The psychology of anal sex is what’s interesting. Male ego, dominance, female submission. The naughtiness, the danger, pigment changes, the rubber band effect. HepC. Best orgasm ever facing, according to one source. The @ss is perhaps the most intimate place. No trunk unopened. No skeletons in the closet. A female comedian once joked about getting her’s eaten. It’s the everything bagel. It reminds me of unrequited love. Sacrifice. A sure thing. If someone wants you that way, they really want you.