Oh God, I want this, less the home thing however. I have such a guilty conscience about my unkempt home that I couldn’t or wouldn’t ask a woman to help me clean it up. Even as a kid, I had such a hard time cleaning my room. In ads, I say I am in the midst of a remodel. It’s so bad I can barely get around my place without having to grab the wall to stop me from falling over. It all resembles one of those obstacle course shows. And there is even water: My dishwasher leaks.