Oh God, I almost burst out laughing when I read this title. In fact, I thought the person I rode with had written it, but no you are someone as intelligent and as cruelly smitten as she.

What it’s like is total terror. I distinctly remember her apparently after clipping another vehicle. The driver of which was a Korean man unable to speak English. He stood beside his car as I got in her’s. She she was begging me to take over. We went around the block and left him to his frustration. It was a Chinese fire drill without all the people and no Halloween candy.