I am afraid a big, hard dick probably doesn’t “pop up,” it may explode like an angry wolverine, with all its claws flailing and it’s spikey teeth moving like a wood chipper, in a tuxedo holding a broken champagne glass and reciting Edgar Allen Poe… Ok, I get it, like a 17-foot anaconda coming out of a ceiling vent and falling like a huge yellow dump truck from a Uranium mine in Kazakhstan onto a hollow wood floor in an unfinished building in lower Manhattan?