I always have this wry smile when I read your work and I cannot help but think you have one too. The vibrator that sounds like a blender, a cheap blender. Not one of those blenders at Peet’s Coffee. In my building they say you can’t use the garbage disposal after 10PM. I also love the impression you give as you hold hands with your friend at the sex shop. I sensed indifference, a blasé attitude. The clerk manhandled the vibrator and then you washed it. I have a rubber or plastic spoon in my kitchen drawer. It came to mind. It’s so long that it bends during heavy use.