Having grown up in Hawaii, and was told, and I cannot remember the context, but a male, of Japanese ancestry, said that culturally they bathe after a dump, which I am pretty sure most Americans don’t. This solves the problem for me, and you can get into a routine that aims for a time, when bathing makes sense. The French came up with the bidet. But, wiping that paste is no solution. It’s bad enough that the ass receives little kisses every time we pass gas. Sometimes I hate my ass. But, it is the great equalizer. Everybody’s got one.