Actually, I often think of women as genius. Certainly, the women I loved and love. They managed to figure me out in a second. As soon as they saw me they knew I was smitten. Literally, as soon as they saw me. Game on, and they rode that ride as long as they cared to. Then, they dropped me, like a hanging Chad. I find women, in general, smarter than men, because they are the recipients of objectification. Guys think women are from outer space, aliens with special powers, people with the ability to make themselves look like models, wear clothes, like women in magazines, and they somehow smell like some majestic hideaway of imagined riches, they possess every a man could ever want. Women are the smartest, and men, to them, are like three year-olds. I mean, that infatuation has got to be proof that men are the Neanderthals of the gender pool. This is the pool in which we know they can’t swim. Just look at Texas, all the men are taking women’s rights away, saying they have to have the babies of men who have raped them. What kind of neanderthal thinks that’s a good idea? No, women, in general are geniuses, and men, because they are scarier get their way, but not always, because women will wake men up. Just look at the #MeToo! Movement. Men apparently didn’t know they were being manipulative and evil making sure women did this for that. I mean what ugly oaf thought that a woman actually wanted to sleep with him to win a role they were clearly destined for? Women have waited for centuries, patiently, I might add, for men to wake up to the inhuman treatment they have given, but enough was enough. If women, you knew my point when I started. I love and admire you. I have got no game and you knew that coming into this. Jessica, I don’t think I have ever read a piece you’ve written that was like this. I can’t stop talking. I love you and we haven’t even met. How is that for handiwork? At least as far as half the world’s population is concerned, women are smarter than men. I am now lost thinking about them. I am trying to remember how they sleep at night. Do they sleep on their right side or left? Do they actually sleep?
